I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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