If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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