real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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