I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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