I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Come on in and take your pants off
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