Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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