it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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