now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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