Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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