i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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