His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize