it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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