Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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