I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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