she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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