I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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