doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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