I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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