i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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