She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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