my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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