i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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