12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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