Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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