OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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