You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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