I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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