No, you can still breathe under the balls.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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