he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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