Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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