Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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