I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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