Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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