Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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