She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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