i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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