I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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