Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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