she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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