Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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