WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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