Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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