Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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