so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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