Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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