It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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