I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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