Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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