ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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