I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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