Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
