She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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