You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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