One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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