Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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